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The Duke’s a Hazard 31/08/2007

Posted by Matt Rowson in Thoughts about things.
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This is surely the best bit.  The Ellington / King partnership can’t possibly live up to the mental image in my mind’s eye, so this evening, pre- the Ipswich game, is the time to savour the possibility of a really evil forward line.  Tomorrow, of course, we might discover that the West Brom fans glad to be rid are not, as suspected, in the same boat as the Forest fans who waved King off with a “we won the European Cup, you know.  Twice”.  Tomorrow he might get injured.  Tonight, we have a fifty-goal forward line, and until 3pm tomorrow you can prove any different…


Watford 1 Sheffield United 0 (18/08/2007) 19/08/2007

Posted by Matt Rowson in Match reports.

Five thunks from the win over the Blades:

1- Six points from these two league games without playing terribly well is a bit of a result.

2- Lee Williamson.  Not just bluster from Mr.Boothroyd, then.

3- Tommy Smith’s goalline clearance.  A thing of wonder – and harks back to the 2003 semi-final.  If Smudger had been given a start, would he have cleared off the line when Beattie shoved Robbo clear?

4- Mart Poom could do with talking to his defenders now and again.

5- James Beattie.  You’d have thought they could have gotten a bit more lard for £4m.  Cookeen would have done a deal or something, surely?

Watford 3 Gillingham 0 (14/08/2007) 15/08/2007

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Five Thunks from Gillingham…

 1- Gillingham have become a sad parody of their former selves – with the fathers and uncles of the original cast of the Gills’ aggressive but effective Hessenthaler-era side in the starring roles.  A grim warning to all smaller clubs teetering above relegation to the third tier.

2- If I’d been right back Nicky Southall, I might have been tempted to take a red card in the final few minutes to save myself any further embarrassment.  Possibly quite a bit earlier than the last few minutes, in fact.

3- Will Hoskins “in the hole”.  Wow.

4- Environmental protestors believed to be planning a demonstration in opposition to the continuing expansion of Delroy Facey.

5-   Tradition seems to mean nothing at Watford any more.  The Carling Cup first round is supposed to be a bit like driving drawing pins into your forehead.  Short on surprise, high on pain and a little bit pointless.  Entertainment, of all things, I ask you.  I blame Mark Ashton…

Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 Watford 2 (11/08/2007) 13/08/2007

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Five thunks from Wolves:

 1- Set piece delivery (except that one).  Good grief.  Any scope for signing Peter Kennedy back from Portadown in a specialist role?  We could maybe pay him in Guinness…

2- Marlon. Balls of steel.  But suddenly I’m wishing away the rest of August.

3- Doris, Kabba and Shittu all involved on the first day of the season.  Who’d have thought it?

4- Jay Bothroyd.  Hilarious.

5- Darren Ward.  That’s twice in two encounters that Marlon’s made you look like a muppet.  Why not return to the Vic in February dressed as a bog-eyed frog and save him the trouble?

Season Preview 05/08/2007

Posted by Matt Rowson in Thoughts about things.


Ins: Kayode Odejayi (Cheltenham Town, £200,000), Marciano Bruma (Sparta Rotterdam, Free), Andy Johnson (Leicester City, Free), Rob Kozluk (Sheffield United, Free), Rohann Ricketts (Wolverhampton Wanderers, Free), Dennis Souza (Charleroi, Free), Dominik Werling (Sakaryaspor, Free), Miguel Mostto (Cienciano, Undisclosed), Lewin Nyatanga (Derby County, Loan)

Outs: Paul Hayes (Scunthorpe United, Tribunal),  Daniel Nardiello (Queens Park Rangers, Undisclosed), Robbie Williams (Huddersfield Town, Undisclosed), Anthony Kay (Tranmere Rovers, Free), Marc Richards (Port Vale, Free), Dale Tonge (Rotherham United, Free), Thomas Harban (Bradford City, Loan), Paul Heckingbottom (Bradford City, Loan), Nathan Joynes (Bradford City, Loan), Neil Austin, Stefan Holt, Nathan Jarman, Ryan Laight (all released)

Their ex-Orns: Martin Devaney, Rick Holden (assistant manager)

Our ex-Tykes: None

Significant Others: That nice Rob Kozluk, and aggro midfielder Andy Johnson

Verdict:It’s hard enough to pass judgment on those we left behind a year ago without having to consider the likes of the Tykes, who we haven’t faced in the five years since Peter Fincham was evicted from Oakwell in his boxer shorts.  Barnsley’s survival was quite a narrow thing last season and although they’ve brought a few players in they’re hardly unique in that regard.  Of the more familiar names, Ricketts, Kozluk and Johnson are signings that will help drop anchor at best, and although the Tykes seem to be pleased with the signing of Mostto it would seem that survival is the best Barnsley can hope for.  Touch and go.


Ins: Gary Taylor-Fletcher (Huddersfield Town, Undisclosed), Stephen Crainey (Leeds United, Free), Michael Flynn (Gllingham, Free), John Hills (Sheffield Wednesday, Free), Paul Rachubka (Huddersfield Town, Free)

Outs: Matty Blinkhorn (Morecambe, Undisclosed), Marc Joseph (Rotherham United, Free), Paul Rierney (Stockport County, Loan), Simon Wiles (Macclesfield Town, Loan), Ciaran Donnelly, Sean Paterson (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Seasiders: Clarke Carlisle

Significant Others: Andy Morrell, long-time non-scoring Coventry forward, and Michael Jackson, who once a fine own goal at the Vic in a 1-1 draw with Preston

Verdict: The Seasiders finished their promotion season like a train with two draws and just one defeat in their last seventeen games, and looked a class act in the play-off dismissal of Yeovil.  They’ll want to get the Tevez-esque signing of Wes Hoolahan sorted out, and do appear to have signed a number of Championship plodders to strengthen their squad with, but would seem to have the best chance of the promoted clubs of making an impact.


Ins: Lee Trundle (Swansea City, £1,000,000), Marvin Elliott (Millwall, Undisclosed), Michael McIndoe (Wolverhampton Wanderers, Undisclosed), Ivan Sproule (Hibernian, Undisclosed), Stephen Henderson (Aston Villa, Free), Tamas Vasko (Ujpest Dosza, Loan)

Outs: Elliott Benyon (Torquay United, Free), Aaron Ledgister (Cheltenham Town, Free), Craig Woodman (Wycombe Wanderers, Free), Frankie Artus (Exeter City, Loan), Dean Grubb, Andy Smith, Sean Thomas, Danny Wring (released)

Their ex-Orns: Steve Brooker, Lee Johnson, David Noble, Gary Johnson (Manager), Keith Millen (Assistant Manager)

Our ex-Robins: None

Significant Others: One-time Luton lummox Enoch Showunmi, former Fulham and Barnsley striker Kevin Betsy

Verdict: City have taken longer than they might have hoped to return to this level since their last promotion behind us in 1998, after which they prematurely disposed of John Ward and were immediately relegated.  They weren’t hugely impressive in gaining promotion last season from our distance, but have made some reasonably impressive recruits over the summer who ought to do enough to guarantee safety.  Lee Trundle, in particular, is just the sort of iconic striker that you’d want to hang a backs-to-the-wall campaign on.


Ins: Besart Barisha (SV Hamburg, £340,000), Robbie Blake (Leeds United, £250,000), Stephen Jordan (Manchester City, Free), Gabor Kiraly (Crystal Palace, Free)

Outs: Graham Branch (Accrington Stanley, Free), Danny Coyne (Tranmere Rovers, Free), Frank Sinclair (Huddersfield Town, Free), John McGreal (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Clarets: None

Significant Others: Ade Akinbiyi, responsible for £15m-worth of transfer fees and counting, and hard-nosed former Sunderland skipper Stephen Caldwell

Verdict: My mate Chris is convinced, seemingly arbitrarily, that Burnley are a good tip for promotion this season.  I can’t see it myself.  The Clarets probably have too much quality to qualify as relegation favourites, but they do seem once again to be trying to get away with a painfully small squad – quality at the expense of quantity, perhaps.  You kinda feel that they can only get away with this for so long.  The rumoured signing of Hasselbaink is also a curious one – if you can only add a few players to the squad, why make two of them Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink?


Ins: Tony Capaldi (Plymouth Argyle, Free), Warren Feeney (Luton Town, Free), Robbie Fowler (Liverpool, Free), Steven MacLean (Sheffield Wednesday, Free), Gavin Rae (Rangers, Free), Trevor Sinclair (Manchester City, Free), Ross Turnbull (Middlesbrough, Loan)

Outs: Michael Chopra (Sunderland, £5,000,000), Neil Alexander (Ipswich Town, Free), Chris Barker (Q.P.R., Free), Michael Corcoran (Oxford United, Free), Mark Howard (St.Mirren, Free), Joe Jacobson (Bristol Rovers, Free), Willo Flood (Dundee United, Season Loan), Scott Allison, Kevin Campbell, Greg Coombes, Jamal Easter, Luigi Glombard, Scott McCoubrey, Curtis McDonald, Nick McKoy, Jeff Whitley (released), Martyn Margetson (retired)

Their ex-Orns: Terry Burton (Assistant Manager), Paul Wilkinson (Reserve Team Manager)

Our ex-Bluebirds: Jobi McAnuff

Significant Others: Brutal centre-back Darren Purse, Peter “son of Guy” Whittingham

Verdict: The Bluebirds seem set for a promotion campaign with slightly more legs than last time around, with some eye-catching signings.  I’m unconvinced about the Fowler thing, personally – there’s no doubting his quality, but if he can’t get himself in shape and focused when playing for Liverpool, then the sort of midweek away trips that await this season are hardly going to get him going.  More significant perhaps are the recruitments of MacLean, Rae and Capaldi, all very decent players at this level.  Concerns remain between the sticks, with no obvious senior replacement for the departed Alexander recruited, and on balance Cardiff perhaps look a little short of the top sides in the division, but with a prevailing wind could make the play-offs.


Ins: Luke Varney (Crewe Alexandra, £2,000,000), Paddy McCarthy (Leicester City, £650,000), Yassin Moutaouakil (Chateauroux, £400,000), Dean Sinclair (Barnet, £125,000), Chris Iwelumo (Colchester United, Free), Chris Powell (Watford, Free), Jose Semedo (Sporting Lisbon, Free), Svetoslav Todorov (Portsmouth, Free), Nicky Weaver (Manchester City, Free)

Outs: Darren Bent (Tottenham Hotspur, £16,500,000), Luke Young (Middlesbrough, £2,500,000), Dennis Rommedahl (Ajax, £680,000), Simon Walton (Queens Park Rangers, £200,000), Hermann Hreidarsson (Portsmouth, Free), Bryan Hughes (Hull City, Free), Talal El Karkouri (Qatar SC, Free), Radostin Kishishev (Leicester City, Free), Kevin Lisbie (Colchester United, Free), Donovan Simmonds (Coventry City, Free), Myles Weston  (Notts County, Free), Grant Basey (Brentford, Loan), Kelly Youga (Scunthorpe United, Loan), Nathan Ashton, Rurik Gislason, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, Alistair John, Thomas Myhre(released)

Their ex-Orns: Chris Powell, Mark Robson (first team coach) – 45 minutes on loan in 1989

Our ex-Addicks: Dan Shittu

Significant Others: The tubby Andy Reid and much-travelled Marcus Bent, both with a respectable record at Division Two level.

Verdict: Charlton’s greatest challenge will be overcoming the turmoil of vast player turnover, and the club’s first season outside the top flight since 1999/2000.  In the playing squad and the management team, however, they’ve got plenty of experience of this division, and their summer recruitment has been strong.  Theirs to stuff up.


Ins: Clive Platt (Franchise, £300,000), Mark Yeates (Tottenham Hotspur, undisclosed), Danny Granville (Colchester United, Free), Luke Guttridge (Leyton Orient, Free), Kevin Lisbie (Charlton Athletic, Free), Teddy Sheringham (West Ham United, Free), Bela Balogh (MTK Hungaria, Loan), Matthew Connolly (Arsenal, Loan)

Outs: Wayne Brown (Hull City, £450,000), Jamie Cureton (Norwich City, undisclosed), Garry Richards (Southend United, Undisclosed), Richard Garcia (Hull City, Free), Chris Iwelumo (Charlton Athletic, Free), Lawrie Wilson (released)

Their ex-Orns: Johnnie Jackson

Our ex-Us: Alec Chamberlain

Significant Others: Former Reading midfielder Kevin Watson, pun-friendly keeper Dean Gerken (“got into a bit of a pickle with that cross”, etc)

Verdict: Having grown up in Essex I find myself now with several nouveau-U’s amongst my friends – admittedly affinities dating from slightly before their recent, extraordinary successes.  Like many, I thought they’d go straight back down last season and Seth B. Ramall in particular (see giroscope on our Blog Roll) delighted in reflecting on the inadequacy of my prediction throughout.  I can only hope that the same prediction has the same effect this time; it’s fantastic that a club like Colchester with a rubbish ground and tiny squad can finish above the likes of Ipswich, Palace and Leicester – not to mention a division or so higher than certain others.  Unfortunately, with many of last season’s star turns bailing out over the summer the challenge is on for Geraint Williams to refashion a few new rough diamonds from somewhere – Clive Platt certainly seems to fit that bill.  Will do well to stay up.


Ins: Robbie Simpson (Cambridge United, £40,000), Leon Best (Southampton, Tribunal), Gary Borrowdale (Crystal Palace, Tribunal), Ellery Cairo (Hertha BSC Berlin, Free), Julian Gray (Birmingham City, Free), Michael Hughes (Crystal Palace, Free),  Dimitrious Konstantopoulos (Hartlepool United, Free), Donovan Simmonds (Charlton Athletic, Free), Arjan de Zeeuw (Wigan Athletic, Free)

Outs: Colin Cameron (Franchise FC, Free), Don Hutchison (Luton Town, Free), Arran Lee-Barratt (Hartlepool United, Free), Andrew Whing (Brighton & Hove Albion, Free), Che Bunce (released)

Their ex-Orns: Wayne Andrews, Robert Page, Stephen Hughes

Our ex-Sky Blues: None

Significant Others: Former Sunderland battering ram Kevin Kyle, Maltese striker Michael Mifsud

Verdict: Cov seem to have settled comfortably in Division Two into the same role that they occupied for so long in the top flight – bottom half fodder.  Modest summer recruitment means that mid-table is surely the best that the Sky Blues can hope for – the most interesting aspect of their season surely being whether Iain Dowie can justify his erstwhile reputation.  One of several sides that could struggle badly if they’re unlucky with injuries.


Ins: Tony Craig (Millwall, undisclosed), Jeff Hughes (Lincoln City, Undisclosed), Jose Fonte (Benfica, Loan)

Outs: Jobi McAnuff (Watford, £1,750,000), Darren Ward (Wolves, undisclosed), Gary Borrowdale (Coventry City, Tribunal), Tommy Black (Southend United, Free), Jerahl Hughes (Yeovil Town, Free), Michael Hughes (Coventry City, Free), Gabor Kiraly (Burnley, Free), Danny Granville (Colchester United, Free)

Their ex-Orns: Carl Fletcher, Peter Taylor (Manager)

Our ex-Eagles: Steve Kabba, Jobi McAnuff

Significant Others: Flaky ex-Blades winger Paul Ifill, Finnish striker Shefku Kuqi (pronounced “Coochie”.  As in “Souness pulls off a Kuqi coup”…)

Verdict:  Like Norwich and Southampton, Palace’s summer dealings betray the disappearance of parachute payments.  With the less than inspiring Peter Taylor in charge – surely one bad run away from a supporter revolt, whichever club he’s in charge of – it’s mid-table stodge at best for the Eagles.


Ins: Wayne Brown (Colchester United, £450,000), Dean Windass (Bradford City, £150,000), Richard Garcia (Colchester United, Free), Bryan Hughes (Charlton Athletic, Free)

Outs: Jon Parkin (Stoke City, £275,000), Darryl Duffy (Swansea City, £200,000), Nicky Forster (Brighton & Hove Albion, £75,000), Tom Matthews (Boston United, Free), Scott Wiseman (Darlington, Free), Michael Byron, Russell Fry, Ray Parlour (released)

Their ex-Orns: Wayne Brown

Our ex-Tigers: None

Significant Others: The “enigmatic” Nick Barmby, former Millwall plodder Dave Livermore

Verdict: Another leftfield outside tip for promotion, this time from Peter Fincham whose links to Hull must have coloured his judgment.  The Tigers have been linked with a few impressive names that, at the time of writing, haven’t come off but even with the likes of Chris Riggott and Alan Lee in tow it’s difficult to see City challenging.  Should survive a little more comfortably this time, though.


Ins: Neil Alexander (Cardiff City, Free), Pablo Counago (Malaga, Free), Tommy Miller (Sunderland, Free)

Outs: Lewis Price (Derby County, Undisclosed), Scott Barron (Millwall, Free), Darren Currie (Luton Town, Free), Darryl Knights (Yeovil Town, Free), Ian Miller (Darlington, Loan), Martin Brittain, James Krause (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Blues: Alec Chamberlain

Significant Others: Former Fulham man Sylvain Legwinski, and Danny Haynes, who didn’t look at all silly on his last visit to the Vic.

Verdict:  Town’s prodigious production line will relied on all the more heavily; whilst few senior players have left, the names coming in won’t exactly have got the pulses racing either.  Ipswich showed enough during their Cup visit last season to suggest that the latest crop of kids have got something about them, but they finished an underwhelming fourteenth last season and with several teams below them strengthening more significantly, Ipswich could be sucked into the relegation battle this time around. 


Ins: DJ Campbell (Birmingham City, £1,600,000), Stephen Clemence (Birmingham City, £750,000), Hoessein Kaebi (Persopolis, Undisclosed), James Chambers (Watford, Free), Carl Cort (Wolves, Free), Jonathan Hayes (Reading, Free), Sergio Hellings (Apeldoorn, Free), Radostin Kishishev (Charlton Athletic, Free), Shaun Newton (West Ham United, Free), Jimmy Nielsen (AaB Aalborg, Free), Bruno N’Gotty (Bolton Wanderers, Free), Ricky Sappleton (Queens Park Rangers, Free)

Outs: Paddy McCarthy (Charlton Athletic, £650,000), Danny Cadamarteri (Huddersfield Town, Free), Andy Johnson (Barnsley, Free), Nils-Erik Johansson (AIK Solna, Free), Louis Dodds (Lincoln City, Loan), Scott Lycett, Danny Tiatto (released)

Their ex-Orns: James Chambers

Our ex-Foxes: Jordan Stewart, Gareth Williams

Significant Others: Australian utility man Patrick Kisnorbo, Canadian international striker Iain Hume

Verdict: Well it won’t be dull.  Leicester needed an overhaul and appear to have gotten one, even if in the likes of Clemence, Kishishev and Chambers the emphasis is more on solid functionality than on the spectacular – as one might expect from Martin Allen.  Some of the other recruits raise eyebrows – at 36, Bruno N’Gotty’s best years are surely behind him, Carl Cort’s injury record is prodigious and Shaun Newton is still a flaky nearly-man at the age of 32.  Worth keeping an eye on though, and probably a reasonable shout for the play-offs – which given Allen’s record of failing in play-offs for the last three years despite managing favourites each time perhaps doesn’t augur too well.


Ins: Darel Russell (Stoke City, £600,000), Jamie Cureton (Colchester United, Undisclosed), David Marshall (Celtic, Undisclosed), David Strihavka (Banik Ostrava, Undisclosed), Julien Brellier (Hearts, Free), Matthew Gilks (Rochdale, Free), Jon Otsemobor (Crewe Alexandra, Free), Jimmy Smith (Chelsea, Loan)

Outs: Rob Earnshaw (Derby County, £3,500,000), Dickson Etuhu (Sunderland, £1,500,000), Jurgen Colin (Ajax, Undisclosed), Youssef Safri (Southampton, Undisclosed), Ian Henderson (Northampton Town, Free), Peter Thorne (Bradford City, Free), Joe Lewis (Morecambe, Loan), Gary Fisk, Mathieu Louis-Jean, Paul McVeigh (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Canaries: Adrian Boothroyd, Damien Francis, Martin Hunter, Matt Jackson, Malky Mackay

Significant Others: Pin-up Luke Chadwick, the much-travelled Dion Dublin, now 38

Verdict: Norwich’s fire-sale doesn’t compare to that at Palace, but they’ve still lost three of their strongest players and will need the replacements, including the well-quoted sulky Strihavka, to come off to just tread water.  Mid-table, with half an eye over their shoulders come Easter.


Ins: Peter Halmosi (Debrecen, £400,000), Krisztian Timar (Ferencvaros, £75,000)

Outs: Hasney Aljofree (Swindon Town, £50,000), Tony Capaldi (Cardiff City, Free), Tim Sandercombe (Notts County, Free), Josh Clapham (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Pilgrims: None

Significant Others: The tidy-looking Sylvain Ebanks-Blake, old lag Barry Hayles

Verdict: Argyle have recruited quite modestly at the time of writing, but finished a strong mid-table and looked a tidy side during our cup tie.  Much as every away trip is a long slog for the Pilgrims (bear in mind that even Bristol is closer to Watford than Plymouth as the crow flies), Argyle’s home advantage in bringing teams down to Devon isn’t lost on Ian Holloway.  Comfortably mid-table again.  Which is a Good Thing.


Ins: Karl Hawley (Carlisle United, Free), Billy Jones (Crewe Alexandra, Free), Kevin Nicholls (Leeds United, Free)

Outs: David Nugent (Portsmouth, £6,000,000), Carlo Nash (Wigan Athletic, £300,000), Kelvin Wilson (Nottingham Forest, £300,000), Danny Dichio (Toronto, Free), Dave Hibbert (Shrewsbury Town, Free), Ben Hinchcliffe (Derby County, Free), Michael Ricketts (Oldham Athletic, Free), Andrew Murphy (Northwich Victoria, Loan), Warren Beattie, Ashley Parillon, Pavel Pergl (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Lilywhites: None

Significant Others: Graham Alexander, still.  And Neil Mellor, scorer of THAT goal for Liverpool against Arsenal.

Verdict: Preston are a team that I like to see do well in an “if not us then rather PNE than plenty of others” kinda way.  Unfortunately it’s difficult to see Karl Hawley stepping into David Nugent’s shoes, and whilst Billy Jones will prove an excellent signing it’s difficult to see the Lilywhites sustaining their promotion challenges of recent seasons.  Mid-table.


Ins: Lee Camp (Derby County, £300,000), Simon Walton (Charlton Athletic, £200,000), Daniel Nardiello (Barnsley, Undisclosed), Chris Barker (Cardiff City, Free), John Curtis (Nottingham Forest, Free), Michael Mancienne (Chelsea, Loan), Ben Sahar (Chelsea, Loan)

Outs: Lee Cook (Fulham, Undisclosed), Marc Bircham (Yeovil Town, Free), Paul Furlong (Luton Town, Free), Kevin Gallen (Franchise, Free), Steve Lomas (Gillingham, Free),  John Munday (Kidderminster Harriers, Free), Simon Royce (Gillingham, Free), Ricky Sappleton (Leicester City, Free), Paul Jones, Mauro Milanese, Arnel Tchakounte (released)

Their ex-Orns: Danny Cullip, Warren Neill (First Team Coach)

Our ex-Rangers: Clarke Carlisle, Matt Jackson, Danny Shittu

Significant Others: Veteran winger Gareth Ainsworth, Luke Moore’s rubbish brother Stefan.

Verdict: It’s difficult to fathom how John Gregory has swung another managerial position, and with things looking far from stable off the pitch QPR would have been a reasonable relegation shout.  The loan signig of Sahar, however, looks a real coup, and could be enough to secure Rangers’ future in the division.  Not much more, though.


Ins: Kevan Hurst (Sheffield United, £200,000), Jonathan Forte (Sheffield United, Undisclosed), Paul Hayes (Barnsley, Tribunal), Martin Paterson (Stoke City, Tribunal), Izzy Iriekpen (Swansea City, Free), Kelly Youga (Charlton Athletic, Loan)

Outs: Billy Sharp (Sheffield United, Undisclosed), Steve Foster (Darlington, Free), Richard Hinds (Sheffield Wednesday, Free), Neill Mackenzie (Notts County, Free), Lee Ridley (Cheltenham Town, Free), Steve Torpey (Lincoln City, Free), Ashley Allanson, Ramon Calliste, Robbie Foy (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Iron: None

Significant Others: Experienced ex-QPR and Notts County man Ian Baraclough, ex-Tranmere prodigy keeper Joe Murphy.

Verdict: Division Three champions or otherwise, staying up was always going to be the priority for Nigel Adkins’ side.  With Billy Sharp departing and Jermaine Beckford returning to Elland Road on the back of Andy Keogh’s January move to Wolves, Scunny have already lost their three leading scorers from last season, and are hoping that a Stoke City reserve and a returning striker who scored five goals for Barnsley at this level last season will do the business in front of goal.  It’s thirty years since we last played Scunny, during GT’s Division Four championship season, and it would be nice if their defensive capabilities prove sufficient to keep them around for a year or two.  Doesn’t seem likely though.


Ins: James Beattie (Everton, £4,000,000), Gary Naysmith (Everton, £1,000,000), David Carney (Sydney FC, Undisclosed), Billy Sharp (Scunthorpe United, Undisclosed), Lee Hendrie (Aston Villa, Free)

Outs: Phil Jagielka (Everton, £4,000,000), Claude Davis (Derby County, £3,000,000), Jacob Mellis (Chelsea, £1,300,000), Colin Kazim-Richards (Fenerbahce, £1,250,000), Kevan Hurst (Scunthorpe United, £200,000), Jonathan Forte (Scunthorpe United, Undisclosed), Rob Kozluk (Barnsley, Free), Chris Robertson (Torquay United, Free), Ben Starosta (Brentford, Loan), Paul Gerrard, Craig Short, Alan Wright (released)

Their ex-Orns: Danny Webber, Tony Daley (Fitness Coach)

Our ex-Blades: Steve Kabba

Significant Others: Geoff Horsfield, still.  And the unfortunate Luton Shelton. 

Verdict: One of the most depressing aspects of the whole Tevez thing has been the failure to acknowledge, amidst the mind-numbing column inches devoted to the transfer, that the Blades really were screwed over after all.  Not that this wasn’t painfully obvious from the moment West Ham claimed to have torn up the third party agreement with MSI (who were never going to write off their prize asset so tidily).  But it would be nice to see someone make United’s case.  Perhaps everyone’s just too tired of the whole thing.  That said, it was difficult to suppress a smile when Kevin McCabe’s inane hyperbole about an experienced manager (“like Peter Reid”) to replace the departing Warnock preceded the appointment of Bryan Robson.  Talk about a double whammy for Blades fans – improbable, unjust relegation.  And that “Captain Marvel”.  Jaysus.  Even Robbo will have to go some to keep t’Blades out of the play-off picture this time around, although plenty will be hoping that James Beattie falls on his more than ample backside in the process.


Ins: Rob Burch (Tottenham Hotspur, Free), Lee Grant (Derby County, Free), Richard Hinds (Scunthorpe United, Free), Steve Watson (West Bromwich Albion, Free)

Outs: Chris Adamson (Stockport County, Free), Barry Corr (Swindon Town, Free), Graham Coughlan (Rotherham United, Free), John Hills (Blackpool, Free), Steven MacLean (Cardiff City, Free), Steve Adams, Andy Broadbent (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Owls: None

Significant Others: Former effete Crewe captain Kenny Lunt, the original Reggae Boyz’ Deon Burton

Verdict: After a strong end to the last campaign and with biggish names being linked over the summer, Owls fans can be forgiven for being a little underwhelmed with how they’re shaping up for the new season.  With the loss of MacLean to Cardiff a real blow, Wendy look light up front and will do well to repeat last season’s ninth place.


Ins: Marek Saganowski (Troyes, £680,000), Youssef Safri (Norwich City, Undisclosed), Alan Bennett (Reading, Loan), Adam Hammill (Liverpool, Loan), Gregory Vignal (RC Lens, Loan)

Outs: Chris Baird (Fulham, £3,000,000), Gareth Bale (Tottenham Hotspur, Undisclosed), Martin Crainie (Portsmouth, Undisclosed), Leon Best (Coventry City, Tribunal), Djamel Belmadi, Kevin Miller, David Prutton, Sean Rudd, Michael Svensson (released)

Their ex-Orns: David Hockaday (Youth Team Coach)

Our ex-Saints: None

Significant Others: Bradley, brother of Shaun, Wright-Phillips, the much travelled Kelvin Davis

Verdict: Despite Marek Saganowski’s move having been made permanent, the Saints look weaker for the summer transfer activity.  Adam Hammill was another coup by all accounts, but Southampton are out of parachute money and will do well to challenge for the play-offs.


Ins: Jon Parkin (Hull City, £275,000), Richard Cresswell (Leeds United, Undisclosed),  Stephen Wright (Sunderland, Loan)

Outs: Darel Russell (Norwich City, £600,000), Martin Paterson (Scunthorpe United, Tribunal), Adam Vass (Brescia, Undisclosed), James Curley, Hayden Doyle, Robbie Duggan, Kevin Harper, Geoff McGaw, Sean Robinson, Keith Thomas (released)

Their ex-Orns: None

Our ex-Potters: None

Significant Others: The-other-bloke-from-Senegal, Salif Diao, and another former Liverpool man Dominic Matteo

Verdict: Even Potters fans must find Tony Pulis a difficult man to love at the best of times, and they’ll be struggling all the more after a summer of inactivity that saw three members of last season’s loan army, Andy Griffin, Lee Hendrie and Jon Fortune opt against permant moves to the Britannia Stadium.  Stoke have signed a known quantity in Cresswell, and if he can stay fit City should have enough to avoid any concerns at the bottom of the table.  They shouldn’t expect much more than that though.


Ins: Leon Barnett (Luton Town, £2,500,000), Craig Beattie (Celtic, £1,250,000), Filipe Teixeira (Academica de Coimbra, £600,000), Tininho (Beira Mar, £230,000), Shelton Martis (Hibernian, £50,000), Bostjan Cesar (Marseilles, Loan)

Outs: Diomansy Kamara (Fulham, £6,000,000), Jason Koumas (Wigan Athletic, £5,300,000), Paul McShane (Sunderland, £1,500,000), Tomasz Kuszczak (Manchester United, Undisclosed), Rob Elvins (Aldershot Town, Free), Chris Perry (Luton Town, Free), Steve Watson (Sheffield Wednesday, Free)

Their ex-Orns: Kevin Phillips, Paul Robinson

Our ex-Baggies: None

Significant Others: The really very old Dean Kiely, Johnny “big pants” Hartson

Verdict: Last season was the Baggies’ big chance and they blew it in uninspiring fashion at Wembley.  They’ve since taken the difficult but probably sensible decision to cash in on several sellable assets, with Curtis Davies and perhaps Paul Robinson seeming likely to follow Kamara, Koumas and McShane out of the door, but as far as it’s possible to judge Tony Mowbray’s not doing a bad job of bringing in more modest replacements – it’s hard to question the judgment of a man who was keen to add Helguson to his squad, after all – and Albion will still be there or thereabouts. 


Ins: Fredy Eastwood (Southend United, £1,500,000), Stephen Elliott (Sunderland, Undisclosed), Matt Jarvis (Gillingham, Undisclosed), Darren Ward (Crystal Palace, Undisclosed), Michael Gray (Blackburn Rovers, Free)

Outs: Michael McIndoe (Bristol City, Undisclosed), Carl Cort (Leicester City, Free), Jackie McNamara (Aberdeen, Free), Michael Oakes (Cardiff City, Free), Rohann Ricketts (Barnsley, Free), Daniel Jones (Northampton Town, Loan), Keith Lowe (Port Vale, Loan), Kevin O’Connor (Gillingham, Loan)

Their ex-Orns: Darren Ward

Our ex-Wolves: Gavin Mahon

Significant Others: In Gary Breen and Jody Craddock, a very lumpy central defence

Verdict: It pains one to say it, but Wolves look in ruder health than they have done for a very long time.  Last season’s side, so un-Wolves in its reliance on youth and zest rather than stale “experience” has been augmented with some very sharp signings.  Wolves should be looking at the top two this time around.

 And finally…


Ins: Jobi McAnuff (Crystal Palace, £1,750,000), Douglas Rinaldi (Veranopolis, £200,000), Mart Poom (Arsenal, Undisclosed), Bodon Antal (Ujpest Dosza, Free), Matt Jackson (Wigan Athletic, Free)

Outs: Harry Forrester (Aston Vila, Undisclosed), Dominic Blizzard (Franchise FC, Free), James Chambers (Leicester City, Free), Ben Gill (Cheltenham Town, Free), Chris Powell (Charlton Athletic, Free), Joel Grant, Albert Jarrett (released), Alec Chamberlain (retired)

Verdict: Oh who the hell knows.  Both lists above should be added to considerably by the end of the month, with Izale McLeod seemingly on his way in, perhaps with a loan or two, and Bouazza definitely on his way with question marks still over Shittu, DeMerit and Henderson, and with Diagouraga and Robinson expected to join Hereford on loan.  If Marlon has refound his sharpness and lost none of his focus we have arguably the best player in the division, but I’m not the only one underwhelmed by our limited success in building the squad.  We were promoted unexpectedly, and yet still made a considerable profit in the transfer market over the season, add parachute payments and the Lee Cook windfall and yet we look like making a transfer profit again this summer.  I guess that the implied complaint sounds daft – not so very long ago we would have given anything to be able to sell a raw striker for £4million just to keep the club afloat.  But in terms of us challenging this season – it’s certainly possible, but I’d expected to be more convinced than I’m feeling at the moment.